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Would someone please remind the weather of these pertinent facts:

I live in Alabama.
I live in the region know as the American South,
      specifically "The Heart of Dixie."
I live about 10 degrees north of the Tropic of Cancer.
I live, latitudinally, closer to the Equator than the Arctic Circle.
I can drive to the Gulf of Mexico in an afternoon.
I can drive to the Gulf Stream in a day.



I. HAVE HAD. ENOUGH. OF THIS    SNOW!


("Snow," I've noticed, is one of those 4-letter words.)